Shah Rukh Khan

Introducing……The man……Straight outta the land of Bollywood…..personality of a celebrity…Looks suiting the 9th sexiest man in Asia…..And acting skills of a Bollywood tycoon…..standing at a height Ranbeer kapoor can only imagine to reach…..Ruling box office since 1992….The king of Romance…..Shah Rukh Khan

*******drumrolls****drumbeats***airhorns****violins***everywhere*****

Shah Rukh Khan or as British and Americans like to call “The only bollywood actor we know of” was born on 2nd November 1965 (Which is coincidently my birth date as well, not kidding,except he is more than doubled my age). As I write this post, he is 51 yrs old and has eaten roles of more young actors than people hit by Salman Khan’s driver.
SRK made his debut in 1992 with the film Deewana (Just because a great actor and ex bigg boss contestant Arman kohli rejected the film). While playing negative roles at first, SRK quickly recognized his face value,and also conditions of villains in Bollywood, switched to “hero” roles. In his 25 yrs long career, SRK has given only four good releases, his three children and “My name is Khan”.

SRK is known for his mind trembling acting in “Dilwale dulhania le jayenge” which you could see in theatres in Maratha Mandir, India (Seriously, they played only one film from 1995 to 2015 ). SRK has given critically acclaimed acting in “Devdas”,”Swades” and “Chak De India” but none of them earned money on box office, so to survive bankruptcy, SRK switched to doing cancer like ” Chennai Express”, ” Happy New year”, etc. In 2011, SRK produced his own and the highest budget Bollywood film till date at 1.25 billion Rupees and named it Ra.One which earned a lot, still he got criticism left right and centre because it’s India bro.

SRK has till date won 14 flimfares (none bought, bartered or taken forcefully from a young actor)out of which 8 are for best actor (and you say he can’t act), no national awards (as its the private property of feature film actors) and Padma Shri from the Government of India. University of Edinburgh awarded him Doctorate in 2015, so technically, he is Dr.SRK.

Other than Bollywood, SRK has his own production house (coz why to give anyone else money when u can keep it all), owns Kolkata Knight Riders, Capetown Knight Riders and Trinbago Knight Riders (because why to stop in India when you can conquer the world) . I won’t be surprised if he goes to Dubai and buys their National Cricket team. SRK as of 2017 has a net worth of 750 million Dollars (No wonder he says I don’t charge for films, he has already charged a lot). SRK awaits his next release “Jab Harry met Sejal” which is rumored to be a copy of ” Harry met Sally” which only time will tell.

In conclusion, SRK is not a name, not a brand, not an actor. SRK is SRK and he is not going out of fashion for the next 10000 yrs.

That’s all folks. If you liked it, comment, If you didn’t like it, comment, I want a comment, please comment:-).

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